August Linkfest

Media holding company Gannett’s new job descriptions for “the newsroom of the future” (“Content Coach,” “Engagement Editor,” et al.) are pretty close to self-parody. But that didn’t stop some anonymous wag—obviously very close to the machine—from creating a parody. Apply now to be a Bullshit Artist 1, Reduction in Force Synergy Coach, and other dream jobs.  (Via Romenesko.)

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“Avoid using areas or volumes when representing quantities” and other rules for data visualization, published by the U.S. Bureau of the Census … in 1915. (Via Ben Schmidt’s Sapping Attention blog.)

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Weird Al’s “Word Crimes” parody song got all the ink, but I got a bigger kick out of another of his new songs, “Mission Statement,” which would be a spoof of corporate buzzwords if the subject weren’t already spoofproof. Watch the video and read about how TruScribe, a “video-scribing” company in Wisconsin, created the catchy and effective graphics. I learned about TruScribe via a Wall Street Journal blog post about the Yankovic video. One commenter wrote: “The beautiful part of this is that I can watch it at work with my headphones on and to anyone passing by it looks like I’m just watching some motivational business video.”

 

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Remember the Toyota “Swagger Wagon” ads? (Actually, there’s a new one.) “White-guy rapvertising is never going out of style,” declares AdFreak. Proof: this new video for webinar platform On24. Sample lyric: “Just look at your core competencies and extend your brand/Drive your penetration, and then you’ll be the man.”

 

“Get your webinar on.” 

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“The tale of ‘scofflaw,’ born in Boston at a time when Prohibitionists were staging mock funerals of ‘John Barleycorn’ and fleets of Coast Guard rum-chasers patrolled Boston Harbor, shows that sometimes real words can actually be invented on demand. They just don’t always behave exactly the way their engineers hope they will.” (Boston Globe, via @ammonshea.) I wrote about “scofflaw” in a 2011 blog post. More on the language of Prohibition in this 2010 post.

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Speaking of (and to) Ammon Shea, the Oxford University Press had 10 questions for the author of Bad English and Reading the OED.

 

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How advertisers used World War 1 to sell, sell, sell. (The Atlantic.)

“The cussed Huns have got my gramophone.” Via The Atlantic.

 

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XBMC, makers of media-center software—the initialism originally stood for Xbox Media Center—recently changed its name to Kodi. From legal and branding perspectives, it was a smart move. But many customers took to the comments section of the company’s blog to protest vehemently.

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Jewelry designer Wendy Brandes made a necklace. Literally.

“If you buy this, I guarantee you will literally enjoy the shit out of it.” – Wendy Brandes

 

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Color, value, and the evolution of logos. (The Trademark Blog.)

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How some of the world’s most famous restaurants—including Le Bernardin, Per Se, and Chez Panisse—got their names. (Via @socialdiner.)

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Stanford linguist Dan Jurafsky—whose new book, The Language of Food: A Linguist Reads the Menu, comes out in September—takes a close look at the words we use for tea: “These tea words (‘tea’, ‘cha’, ‘chai’, ‘matcha’, ‘laphet’) are players in an unusual linguistic story, in which two differing pronunciations of a word reflect the two ways that Europe and Asia have traded over the last 500 years: by land or by sea.”

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Anne Curzan on how Iron Dome, the Israeli anti-missile system, got its name:

[T]he project leader’s initial idea was straightforward: the Anti-Qassam, referring to the type of missiles most commonly fired by Hamas. When that was rejected as “problematic,” he and his wife came up with Golden Dome, an image that brings to mind the palaces of Kubla Khan or perhaps (closer to home) the Dome of the Rock in Jerusalem. That name was rejected as being too ostentatious, so under the pressure of time, gold was reduced to a lesser metal, and Iron Dome was born.

Comments

[CGHill]

Got to agree with you on "Mission Statement," which had me laughing pretty much the entire session -- although it didn't hurt that he and his band do a decent CSN(&Y).