Hooters and its ilk are known as “breastaurants.” You’re welcome.
In response, and in honor of National Grammar Day – next Monday, March 4* – I submitted this haiku to Editor Mark’s Tweeted Haiku Contest:
“Step into awesome,”
says Hooters: just more proof
that nounifying’s hot.
So far, mine looks to be the only grammar haiku about a brand. True to my school, I am.