Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Cheetos Flamin’ Hot: Headbutt Your Mouth’s Face.
1. My mouth has a face?
2. Surely facio-mouthal assault with a cheese-flavored snack food qualifies as a misdemeanor somewhere.
3. What would happen if Cheetos Flamin’ Hot challenged Ruffles Double-Fisted to a duel?
4. Answer: Humongous. Dental. Bill.
Wasn't this the plot of that horror-schlock movie "The Human Centipede" from a coupla years back?
Posted by: Namer X | August 17, 2011 at 12:44 PM
Good one. I am imagining an advertising mash-up, all junk food oriented, of your Cheetos and Ruffles ads with this 2006 (?) Canadian TV spot for 7-Up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ1_xJt52kc
Posted by: Chris Smith | August 17, 2011 at 01:11 PM
Also, I really don't want to see "butt" and "mouth" that close together.
Posted by: john v burke | August 17, 2011 at 02:18 PM
Once again, you beat me to it. We saw this in Las Vegas last week and were all horrified. Not that I'd actually eat or buy Cheetos - but this makes it official.
And john v burke, I couldn't agree more.
Posted by: Jessica | August 17, 2011 at 05:09 PM