"Passionate about sofas"? British comedian David Mitchell has a few questions about that slogan:
It can't help but make you wonder what it would be like to experience sexual congress with these people. Are they exactly as passionate with their partners as they assure us they are about sofas? Or have they even more left in the tank?
I hadn't heard of David Mitchell before discovering this video—thanks for the tip, Shawna!—but I'm now a fan. You can watch more David Mitchell videos here, on the Bulldog Natural Grooming website. Bulldog, by the way, says it's "passionate about the ingredients we use in our products." Naturally.
ScS, the "Passionate about Sofas" company, is only lukewarm about spelling, if its job advertisement is any indication ("We hope you will be to").