What's better than a naughty man-word? A naughty man-word that's also a man-brand.
The Polish Addict (as in enamel, not kielbasa) helpfully points out that "man glaze is a euphemism for man spunk." However, there is nothing euphemistic about this androgynous nail polish.
For one thing, there's that label art by punk-rock artist Joe Simko. You'll definitely want to enlarge it. (Look! It's a terrorist fist jab!) And pay close attention to the favicon on the ManGlaze browser window, which tells you exactly what you can do with your girly pink paint. Your color options with ManGlaze: The Death Tar (black) and Fuggen Ugly (gray). And the price? A diabolical $6.66 per bottle.
Here's to mantastic manicures!
Hat tip: SFSlim.
That ad is disturbing.
Posted by: Joy-Mari | January 08, 2009 at 02:24 PM
Hole-eee crap, lady. I go searching google images for wine labels having to do with death, not because I am entirely morbid but because I'm getting ready to post about wine which I haven't done in a while, ergo - I'm back from the dead - and I find you. And you are awesome. And probably not all that excited about your new stalker and her run-on sentences. Sorry 'bout that. Cheers!
Posted by: Jenny | January 08, 2009 at 08:05 PM
@Jenny: Hi there! Nice to meet a kindred spirit. Drop a line when you write that morbid wine post, OK?
Posted by: Nancy Friedman | January 08, 2009 at 08:41 PM
Wait a minute, what exactly is the copy saying here? "Man Glaze your nails...all of them" ?!?
Where exactly are they suggesting I put that nasty stuff? On my, er, "nail"? Yikes!
I don't think grey's really my color.
Namer X
Posted by: Namer X | January 09, 2009 at 08:57 AM
WOW! Haven't seen anything like that since Art Crumb. Nuk! Nuk! Yuk! Hubba! Hubba!
Posted by: Nick | January 09, 2009 at 07:54 PM