If your reaction to the names of Sarah and Todd Palin's children—Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig—was "awesome!!! :-)," then you'll be delighted to discover the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator, which will guide you to your own set of kR33ATiv All-American names.
I put the SPBNG through its paces, using some friends' names. Results (first and middle names):
Fog Piles, Rust Mustang, Bash Budweiser, Knife Pile, Wood Corps. (Those are the girls, duh.)
Clop Clutch, Stick Freedom, Drill Swollen, Turbine Yukon, Flack Gobbler. (The boys.)
My own Palin-style name: Comma Liberty. Whoa. Does that thing know me? Free the serial comma!
P.S. Last night, Writes Like She Talks hosted a liveblogged discussion of the second Sarah Palin interview on ABC. My favorite line came from "Renee" in reference to Palin's assertion that she understands foreign affairs because she can see Russia from Alaska: "I can see the moon. I should be in charge of space policy."