I really want to see WALL-E, but I really don't want to watch it with 10,000 yodeling urchins. So for now I'm consoling myself with this brilliant bit of parodic corpspeak from BuynLarge.com, the fictional conglomerate that manufactures WALL-E and its kindred robots (including NANC-E, my favorite -- duh!).
Buy n Large believes in focusing brand responses into leveraging consumer enhancement and nurturing emotional or cognitive customer satisfaction across the entire retail framework, while magnifying dynamic industry expansion into bespoke evergreen solutions. Our ability to harness visionary synergies and optimize out-of-the-box systems has created a dynamic process where we construct revolutionary architectures that redefine communities and cultivate integrated markets. Because we continually utilize global action points that enable 24/7 systems, our ability to engineer scalable methodologies is now second to none. At Buy n Large, it's always been important for us to incubate leading-edge action points and unleash best-of-breed relationships. Our focus has always been to strategize solutions that will enable our customers to harness collaborative relationships while we transparently utilize extensible models.
With all that harnessing and best-of-breeding, perhaps they'll scale into buggy whips.