Vocabulary lessons from the Eliot Spitzer affair and related peccadilloes, by way of New York magazine (warning: may offend dainty sensibilities):
GFE: Girlfriend Experience. What "#1 escort service" NY Confidential offered clients ("The $2,000-an-Hour Woman," by Mark Jacobsen, July 10, 2005). According to Jason Itzler, NY Confidential founder and self-described "King of All Pimps," "GFE is about true passion, something genuine. A facsimile of love." (Translation: mouth-kissing permitted.) At the time of the interview, Itzler was six months into a two-and-a-half-year sentence on Rikers Island for money laundering and running a house of prostitution. Itzler's current claim to fame is that he put Spitzer's tootsie, "Kristen," into the business.
PSE: Porn-Star Experience. What most escorts have.
BBBJ: "Bareback Blow Job." Ibid.
The Luv Guv: Nickname for Eliot Spitzer.
Big Spit: Ditto.
More Spitzeriana here.
And just to prove that if you can make it there, you can indeed make it anywhere, here's a quote from Real Life Romance, San Francisco Chronicle gossip columnist Leah Garchik's amusing compilation of overheard-in-the-Bay-Area quotes:
"I can't believe you pay for sex but you think popcorn is too expensive."
-- Movie-lover to movie-lover, at multiplex cinema.