So what name would you bestow on the orange gizmo pictured here? Hint: it's a "big game field dressing tool" that "can quickly and easily remove the anal alimentary canal" from "deer and deer-sized game."
a) Canal Zone
b) Alimentary, Dr. Watson
c) The Analyst Is In
d) Happy Entrails to You
e) Butt Out!
Folks, it isn't even close. Butt Out! it is: succinct, pronounceable, colloquial, memorable, macho. It isn't pretty. It isn't poetic. It isn't trendy. But damned if it doesn't get the job done--and even leave you smiling. (Which is more than most anal probes will do.)
There's a how-to video on the Hunter's Specialties site. Friendly tip: don't watch it while eating lunch at your desk.