I smiled when I saw this sign posted in several places at a neighborhood grocery store:
What I like about the sign is that it sounds like it was written by real people with genuine concern for their customers--and with a sense of humor. It takes wit and imagination to conceive of a parking-lot renovation as being "like the removal of a Band-Aid." Everyone who reads that line will sympathize. And notice the correct spelling of Band-Aid. This is a store whose express-checkout sign reads "12 items or fewer"--not the sloppy but far more widespread less.