The list tells a vivid little story of Best Friends Forever who Love You Like a Sister and Miss You So Much that--If You Know What I Mean and I Think You Do--they'll tell you Far More Than You Ever Wanted to Know.
A few standouts:
P911: My parents are coming!
SHCOON: Shoot hot coffee out of nose
LSHMBB: Laughing so hard my belly is bouncing
SNERT: Snot-nosed rude egotistical teenager
YYSSW: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure, whatever
And for those of you who simply can't get enough buzz, The Buzzword Dictionary: 1,000 Phrases Translated from Pompous to English--goes on sale Friday, September 1.