In Merger Talks with Dunder Mifflin?

I don't envy the person in charge of recruiting at Boring Business Systems, an honest-to-God company in Lakeland, Florida. Boring has a Boring tagline--"Your One Stop Business Solution"--and Boringly bad web copy: "For over 80 years now, we have made it our business to meet and hopefully exceed, your business needs."

On the other hand, wouldn't you love to see them play softball against the gang from The Office?

Thanks to Igor International for identifying this candidate for a What Not to Name makeover.