Loath as I am to encourage the fleet-fingered spammerati, I have to admit I got a chuckle out of the latest erectile-dysfunction panacea offered to me this morning: SPUR-M.
Now, that's just a genius name. Spur your Maleness! Git along, little spermies! I mean, you didn't even have to tell me that this is "the secret formula used by p0rn stars" for their "huge effects!" I am so there. (Extra points, by the way, for spelling "effects" correctly.)
In my in-box, every morning,
Greetings from a slew of spammers,
Each, to fool the filters, using
In the header and the body,
Random lines from "Hiawatha":
"And the fierce Kabibonokka,"
(Get your clearitol and cum pills);
"Beat the shining Big-Sea-Water"
(Make your wife or girlfriend speechless)...
...and so on, in sparkling trochaic tetrameter. Bravo, Professor Nunberg!