From today’s Telegraph (UK), a restaurant review in the best tradition of English satire*:
Much like Dr Martin Luther King before her, Basque superchef Elena Arzak has a dream: “a kitchen beyond our frontiers in the middle of London in the heart of the Halkin hotel”. While this has a less utopian ring than the good doctor’s promised land (it will, one presumes, be of more interest to Arzak’s accountant than her analyst), it has at least proved easier to realise: for Ametsa – which, spookily enough, means “dream” in Arzak’s native tongue – is already with us. Yet I mislead you. The full name is “Ametsa with Arzak Instruction” – and well done to all concerned for contriving something catchy and free from pretension there.
It gets even better. Read on.
(Hat tip: James Harbeck.)
* Yes, it’s a joke.