Indeed, any doubts you may have about exactly what sort of ballroom they’re referring to are resolved by “How do you crouch without singing soprano?”
“Get a pair,” indeed.
On the other hand, don’t draw any smirking conclusions from “Fire Hose®” pockets. It’s the fabric that’s tough—“tougher than an angry beaver’s teeth,” in fact.
On the other other hand…
(Hat tip: Namer X.)
P.S. I wanted to title this post “Minnesota Naughty,” but it turns out that Duluth Trading company is based not in Duluth, MN, but in Belleville, WI. Foiled again.