Are you thinking what I’m thinking?
Cheetos Flamin’ Hot: Headbutt Your Mouth’s Face.
1. My mouth has a face?
2. Surely facio-mouthal assault with a cheese-flavored snack food qualifies as a misdemeanor somewhere.
3. What would happen if Cheetos Flamin’ Hot challenged Ruffles Double-Fisted to a duel?
4. Answer: Humongous. Dental. Bill.