Questions not addressed on the Ruffles Double-Fisted Bacon Cheeseburger Flavor FAQ page (because there isn’t one):
1. What exactly is “double-fisted” here—the bacon, the cheeseburger, the flavor, or the Ruffles chips?
2. If you hold a chip with two fists, won’t you end up with two fistfuls of crumbs?
3. Do “fisted” and “Ruffles” really belong together on a food package? Or anywhere?
4. Are double-fisted Ruffles what you get on the side when you order a bare-knuckled bucket of does?