March Madness has begun, but I'm not talking about college basketball. No, it's the annual insanity that is Name of the Year that has me studying brackets and placing side bets. Go here to read about the tournament and here to see the ballot.
As in the past, there will undoubtedly be some white-knuckle moments. I predict a sudden-death match between Chastity Clapp and Crystal Metheny in the Bulltron Regional, and a very close race between Moonlit Wang and Brooklyn Pope in the Chrotchtangle [sic] Regional. But I'm sure Uranus Golden, Nutritious Love, and Telephone Mtoko have their devoted fans as well.
The ballot went up at 12:01 a.m. (EDT) today, and already Nancy's Baby Names has picked a final four. How about you?