Sick to death of Secret Santas? Allergic to eggnog? Wish you could fake a debilitating disease to avoid attending yet another seasonal gathering? Take heart and rise to the occasion with this handy holiday party excuse generator from Enlighten, an interactive agency in Ann Arbor, Michigan. Choose the type of party (swanky, very Martha Stewart, boring and torturous, debauched) and how you'd like to brush it off and--hey, presto--the generator will emit an appropriately worded note. (One possible snippet: "Once the holidays are past, I hope to leave you a voicemail.") Clever snow-globe animation and accurately insipid music make the generator more fun than most actual parties.
Via Logic + Emotion.